My kids weren't even with me during this shopping trip but it still merits the title.
Here is the outfit I was trying to match:


If you know me, you also know my decision making skills go flying out the window when I'm shopping for myself. After 20 minutes of holding and staring at 2 very different shoes in Banana Republic....


The sales person sees my indecision and walks over to offer much needed advice.
Sales Person: "That red ballet flat goes well with the shirt but I really like that espadrille. It's soooo cute. It would really look a whole lot better with that outfit you're looking at because of the heel".
sidenote: The heel made me about 3 whole inches taller--the picture doesn't do it justice. That was a high heel. Definitely a hot sexy mama shoe.
Me: "Yah. But I have a 6 year old, a 4 year old and 7 month old twins".
(akward moment of silence)
Sales Person: "Definitely buy the flat".